You may have noticed that I haven't been blogging lately. I sure have. Lots of stuff going on keeping me busy and otherwise preventing me from doing so.
After a very thorough thinking-about-it-for-a-couple-of-minutes that involved talking to a wide variety of nobody, I impulsively decided that getting onto Twitter will help me get back into blogging. Impulsively is, of course, the only way to open a Twitter account; I can't imagine anyone dedicating a few days of their time toward deliberating on whether or not to begin to tweet. Any medium that is so accessible as to make announcing one's bodily functions seem noteworthy is obviously designed with the impulsive in mind.
Who knows, after I might even "get" Twitter (and the jokes that the Oatmeal makes about its users' habits). At the very least, it will allow me to share some of the random shit that comes into my head. They let you swear on Twitter, right?
So just to reiterate: if you hear anyone say that "RealGrouchy once said he'll never, ever, create a Twitter account," well, they had the right sentiment but obviously heard wrong.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go visit the bathroom so that I may tweet about it.
- RG>
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But you didn't tell us your Twitter handle, so we can follow you!
I thought it was obvious. It's the same as my Blogger handle, my Gmail handle, my Wordpress handle, my IRC handle... need I go on?
- RG>
You forgot to tell us you were no longer on the toilet.
Thanks, Zoom. I'm still new to this whole tweeting thing, so it's not yet a reflex.
- RG>
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