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Time for this blog entry is approximate. Sometime between May 28 and June 1.

Oprah, the lovable harpy

My roommate left Oprah on the TV. It's something about a woman with no face.

Get this: totally awesome:

Oprah asks her: "What was it like facing that in court?"

Get it? Facing? No face?

Oh, the hilarity!

Oprah must be like snickering to herself.

...don't get me wrong. She's still a bitch for giving out cars.

- RG>

Thought of the [undefined period of time] #6

This rush hour thing is terrible. I wish all these car drivers would use the freeway.

[Previous undefined period of time: 20 days, 2 hours]

Rubella outbreak in Southern Ontario

I heard on CBC radio about five minutes ago that there is a Rubella (German Measles) outbreak in Southern Ontario. It is apparently localized in a religious sect of some sort.

Radio report: "About half the students in the school--about 300--aren't vaccinated against the disease because of their religious beliefs"

Me: "Well, that's natural selection for you. Try arguing against that!"

(Yes, I'm evil)

- RG>